I was pleasantly surprised while browsing the Banana Republic pant selection when I came across these "BR Monogram Black Pants." As you can see, a very fine pant. The fit is most pleasing. And then I saw this image...
All right, let's see here. First off, the pocket flap - in general not to be desired, but especially not in a black dress trouser! Second, the waste-adjuster, in general not to be desired, but...oh wait, NEVER under no circumstances to be desired! Excuse me for a moment while I throw up.