Hello. I have recently decided to start a gentleman's chess club. Here are some features of my club...
-You must be a gentleman
-You must always wear tweed suits
-You must always smoke pipes
-You must usually either scratch your chin or forehead
-You must be a chess genius
-You must discuss chess and its relation to combinatory mathematics, set theory, theories of infinity, and theories of existence.
Those are some features of my chess club. I will post an application form soon for potential members.