Ah, hello - I am so glad you could join me on this wintry day. Oh please - take a seat. Can I offer you anything? A hot cup of tea? A brandy, perhaps? Aha! Well played...
Ah, yes, this historic day reminds me of memories past - memories of old friends, memories of America, memories of freedom...
I don't know about you, but when viewing historic moments I like to feast on roasted meats. So while watching the inauguration today, I did just that - I feasted on roasted meats.
(Feasting on roasted meats while watching Obama and Justice Roberts screwing up the oath - perhaps Obama is not really president now?)