On Saturday, for instance, I was supposed to meet him at some club in the Meatpacking District called "Red Spice" and when I tried to walk in the bouncer was like, sir, this is a private party. I was like, I'm the creator of Food & Pants, and he just stared at me blankly. I was like, you know, the blog about food and pants! I started asking the people in line if anyone had an iPhone so I could pull up my website, but I was embarrassingly escorted away before I had the chance.
Anyway, I'm feeling a little hurt. Tottles just never has time for me anymore. Whatever. Anyway, here are some paparazzi photos of Tottles around the town...
Tottles with Katie Holmes
Tottles with Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter
With Mary Kate Olsen at a party for designer Calvin Klein