1) Pockets
A certain Ikea online assistant brought up the issue of pockets in the comments section. I don't really have much to say about pockets -- they're generally a non-issue. I do like to balance them out so that one pocket doesn't have a ton of stuff, making it look plump or bunchy, while the other side looks clean and refined.Also, the pair of pants I'm wearing has a lined pocket that is of a different pattern than the rest of the pants. I guess I have big hips, because whenever I walk the inside of the pocket becomes very visible. I think I'm going to join Curves so that I can lose my gigantic, child-bearing hips.
2) The Joker
All day I've been hearing this goofy laugh. I've also been hearing things such as "Why so serious?" and "Come on, hit me!" I was like, what is going on here? Well, I finally found the culprit. It seems the Joker has made himself at home on my desk. Well great, Joker! You know, some of us actually have to work. Thanks to 'Empanada Joe' for his help on revealing the Joker's secret location.
3) The Golden Girls
Um, the Golden Girls.