Anyway, welcome to Food & Pants. Let me tell you about a very exciting and interesting thing that happened last night. I was returning from my burger adventure (see previous post) and decided I needed to stop at the market to pick up some produce. As I was picking out my produce I realized I was going to have to get a treat...


I have had to start eating fruit-flavored Tums, the antacid, because they taste a lot like Necco candy wafers and are readily available at the closest pharmacy. The directions for Tums say not to eat more than 15 or something like that in a 24 hour period, but when I'm eating Necco candy wafers do I only eat 15? Of course not! So basically I'll eat about 40 Tums in a sitting, but it hasn't seemed to cause too much of a problem as of this printing.