Breakfast of Champions

This is what I ate for breakfast this morning. It is a diet soda in a cup with ice and a cheeseburger. Now I don't have anything to eat for lunch. Oh well. I wonder what I'll eat for dinner. I wonder if I'll go to McDonald's again at 10 o'clock tonight and get a fountain soda, drink it, get a refill, then walk home and end up not falling asleep until 2, only by the grace of taking 2 Benadryl.