The Craziest Doughnut

Yesterday I had the craziest doughnut I have ever eaten. It was from Bouchon Bakery in the Time Warner Center. It was a Boston creme doughnut. It was a large doughnut filled with creme, but that's not all. It was glazed in chocolate and there were Nestle crunch bites on top, as well as white chocolate little balls. It was probably about 2,000 calories. Help.

That's not my foot, by the way

Help.