Bad Pants Sighting

I was walking to work this morning, it was beautiful outside, I was feeling pretty good about life, and then a man exits his building in front of me and starts walking and he is wearing a really bad pair of pants. Thanks for ruining my morning, mister.

The fit of the pants was fine. The color and pattern, however, were awful. They were an off-putting brown color with thick, dark gray pinstripes. Horrible.

This is approximately what the fabric looked like...


Now, as if this wasn't bad enough, this man was also committing one of the worst clothing blunders I have ever seen. He was wearing one of those baseball training jackets with half-sleeves! If you're a baseball player or third-base coach and want to wear one with your baseball uniform, that's one thing. But if you're going to work and wearing trousers (albeit ridiculous trousers), a dress shirt and so on, do not wear a baseball training jacket!!

You may want to sit down for this...