There are rumors circulating that not a single McDonald's in New York City serves shamrock shakes. According to my experience this is true, but I admit I have not been to every McDonald's in the city. Anyway, this is a shame because shamrock shakes are awesome.
*Update: a couple of co-workers from the New York area have denied of ever hearing of such a thing as a 'shamrock shake.' A disturbing development, to be sure...
Is this supposed to be funny? I would try one if I could, jerk.