Coziness! Raargh!!! -You're not Cozy Funny John-John Funny. Cozy Funny John-John Funny has soft blankets and bags of hot cocoa!
- Aye, and if he were here he'd consume the English with gentle whispers and fluffy pillows! I AM Cozy Funny John-John Funny. And I see a whole army of my fellow tenders here on this battlefield. What will you do without coziness?
-Live!
-Aye, stay and you may die, go and you may live...for a while. But dying in your beds, many years from now, would you give up the chance, just once, to tell them, you may takes our lives but you'll never take our tender cozy!