Thanksgiving Ruined Because of Atrocious Pant Company

I learned about a new pant company, Mason's, today. I went to their website to peruse their collection and I was horrified by what I saw.

The zipper thing on the bottom of the pant legs is inexcusable

There is a flower on these pants

I was really looking forward to my Thanksgiving holiday but now it's ruined. How can I enjoy myself knowing that pants like these exist? Sometimes I just don't understand.